Do you think these are cool?
Then you should come live with us! We need at least one more roommate for our five-bedroom apartment on Smith Hill. We are ideally looking for someone who is excited about making our place into a fun and functional little community. You don't need to be a neat freak, but you do need to be OK with pitching in on such thrilling tasks as mopping and vacuuming. Also, we like to cook, and we think there should be more dinner parties.
Here are the details:

Rooms: 5 bedrooms, big kitchen, living room, dining room/craft room, bathroom, basement for storage (with free laundry, too)
Parking spaces: 3 (you may need to look for alternative parking in the neighborhood)
Rent: $270
Utilities: $30 -> $115 (middle of winter)
Cats: 3
Birds: 1
Move-in date: we need one person by July 1st.